Shifter Noster (Change gears in this way...)

Our Gearshift which art in console,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy downshift come.
Thy will be done,
On road as it is in racing.
Give us this day a clutch instead;
And forgive us our misplaced shifts,
As we forgive those who miss shifts around us;
And lead us not into automation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the transmission,
Of the power and the glory,
For ever and ever,
Amen.